MAN ARRESTED FOR OVERLOADING HIS SMALL CAR WITH THIRTY SACKS OF BEANS

This   is  the   real   deal   of   car    abuse   how   can,  you    as  a   human   being   overload   a   car   with    more   30  bag's   of   rice.
the   federal  road   safety   agency   agency   in   the   early   morning.

MAN TRIES TO ROB A GUN STOLE WITH A POCKET KNIFE[READ WHAT HAPPENED NEXT,YOU WILL LAUGH]

As   the   saying   goes    don't   bring   a    knife   a   gun    fight.  authorites  in   aregon   united    states   said   the    man   who   tried   a    gun   stole   was    just   under-armed.
derick   mosley,  22,  was    charged    with    first    degree   armed    robber, at  the    washington   county. turns   out  he    entered   a   gun   store   with  a    pocket    knife    and   a   plastic   bag    over    his    head demanding  but   the    owner     simply   just    pulled    out   the    gun    from   the    counter    and    held   the   robber    down   until   the  police    arrived,   what   a   poor   thief   he    can't   even    afford   a   simple    pistol.

KITWE SECURITY GUARD DRINKS DOOM AFTER LOSING HIS ENTIRE SALRY TO BONANZA[read this]

The   body   of  the   deacesed   charles   kalengula, 34  of   chamboli   township  kitwe  is   currently   laying  in   kitwe    central   hospital   after  he   drunk   doom  pesticide.
Reports    suggest   that   he   lost   his   money   to   the   so   called   bonanza  and   some   are   claiming   that   a   prostitute   he   took  refuge   took  after   taking  salary   stole   his   money   and  he   was  terriefied   to    go   home  that   his   wife   would   skin   alive

MAN KILLS HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER BECAUSE HE CAN'T FEED THEM[read this]

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A  40   year   old   Nigerian   as   killed   his   wife   and   daughter   saying   he  had    nothing    to   feed   them.
Dominic   iyayi  ogar   of  Abuja, Nigerian    sent   his   in-laws   into   mourning. Ogar  allergically   performed   the   bastardizing   act    in   the    middle   of   the    night    at   when   he    woke    up   from  bed   and   stabbed   the    two    year   old   baby   and   the    mother   to   death   and    dragged   their  bodies   to   a nearby    nursery    school.
then  he  ran  and    hid   in  his  farm, but   lucky   the   neighbors    found   the   bodies   and   followed   the   trail   of   blood   which   straight    led   to    his   house  and  the   search   for   began, it   took  them   about    four    day's   to  arrest  him  and   currently   he   is   in  police   custody.

CHECK OUT THIS GUY WHO SCARES AWAY CROCODILES BY SHAKING HIS NAKED ASS AT THEM[READ THIS]

According   to   the   daily   sun   SA- the   named    man   million    gume   33   year   old   swims   in  the    black    water     full  of    crocodiles    everyday. he    is   not   afraid  because   according    to    himself, once  he   flashes   his   naked   bum    at   them    the   crocodiles    run    for   their   lives.

"I am   the    king   of   swim   bum"   he   refers   to   himself    and    demonstrates   it   by     jumping   into  the   water   and   shaking   his   ass   at   the   poor   crocodiles.

the    river   as    claimed   so   many   lives   and   many   are   even   afraid   to   get    close    to   it, see   even  animals   are   afraid   of    being    gay, but    wait, just    wait   one   day   to   will   shake   his   ass    to  a    gay    crocodile   it  will    eat   his  ass.. or   maybe   his   ass   is    just   smelly  and   looks   like  a   hippo. 

MAN RAPES COW, THEN HIS 98 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER AND FINALLY A TWO YEAR BABY[READ THIS]

A   kenyan    man  his    98   year   old     grandmother   and   a    two   year    old   neighbours    daughter, just    week's    of   getting   out,  of    prison,  for    raping   a    cow.
The    man   from    mulang'a    county   was    found   was    found    by   his   cousin, samuel,  at    his     grandmother's   home    after   he    heard    screaming     coming   from    inside.
According   to   nairobi   news, the    36   year   old   had    just   been   realesed     from    jail    after   he   raped  a   cow.
after   the   cousin    went   in   the    house   the   36  year    old    was    caught   on  top   of   his    98  year old   grandmother   but    unfortunately   he    ran   away   and   went   away   and   took   the   neighbours    two   year   old   and   raped   her    to   comma   in   the   maize   field's.
guess   he    must    have   been    told   to    by   a   witch   doctor    to   rape   a   100   year   old    woman but   but   couldn't    find    one   that   old   hence   he    had   to   do  a   simple    math    of    raping   a   98   year   old  the   a   two   year    old[98+2=100].   

DWARF COUPLE WED'S IN NIGERIA

According   to    the    round's   making   on  facebook    both    the   bride   are   in   nigeria   and   had   recently    married   their   wedding   was     huge   and  a   thing    to   lookout    for   and  there   is  no   doult   that   these    two   will   live   a   happy   life   and   without    doult   they    have   huge    bouncing   babies.

PASTOR STRIPPED NAKED AND FORCED TO PARADE ON THE STREET NAKED WHILE HOLDING HIS CHURCH BANNER[READ WHY]

Prophet    Obi   o,  pastor   of    anchor   of   restoration     church   in    nigeria  was   highly   humilation after   he  was   caught   red-handed   in  the   bush    sleeping   with  a   married    woman.
according  to  a   press   which    posted   the   news   online   the    pastor   was   striped   naked    and    made    to   carry   his    church   banner, what   a   shame,  leave   comment   below.

PASTOR ORDERS WOMAN TO STRIP AND KISSES THEIR ASSES TO ATTRACT MARRIAGE

Tefintu- i    don't  know    why   so  many   have    deary   see   their   pastor's   like   god,  in   some    manner    people  have  stopped  worshiping    god    an  now   they   see   their   pastor's   as    god's.

this    image   as   been     securating   on  the   social   media   for   some    time   now,  where  a    south   african   pastor   told   his    single     church   member's   to   strip   and    bend    over   on  the    sand   of   the   beach   so   that   he     kiss   their    bottom   to   attract   marriage.

some   reports   claim   that   the   image  is  of   a  nigerian   guy   and    other's    are   tha    it's    from   south   africa.

but    wherever    this    came    from, this   pastor   as    clearly    closed   the    line

TWO WOMEN FIGHT OVER A MAN[READ TO FIND OUT WHICH MAN,YOU WILL LAUGH]

It's   a   shame     of   what   our    ladies   are   turning    into,  these   two   ladies, one    a  banker  and   the other   one   a   teacher   were    pictured   fighting  brutally   to   the    end    over   an    un-employed    guy,  a    loafer   by   trade   now    would    you   leave   a   comment  below    of   what    you   think   about    this.

18 YEAR OLD CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A MAD WOMAN ON THE ROAD

Detectives    attached    to  oke -odo   police   station   in   abuja    nigeria   have   started    quizzing   a     18   year  old    man    caught   pants    down   with   having   sex   with  a   mad    woman.
The   suspect   chimaobi    peter,  said   he    wanted   to,  but   the   lady   started   screaming   like   hell  hence   arleting   people   around.
But   the   family   said   he   had   already   penetrated,  they   also   suspected   that  he    wanted   to   sleep   with   her   for   rituals, one   of   them  said   when   he   was    dragged   off   her     she   couldn't  get   up  for   about   five    hours   it's   clear   he   drugged   her.
although   the   prosecutor's   are    itching   to   get   peter   prosecuted   they   need   all  the    evidence   and   that's   to   take   her    for   medical   check   up.

BRAZIL DEAD BOY WAKES UP IN A COFFIN AT HIS FUNERAL AND ASK HIS FATHER FOR WATER BEFORE DYING AGAIN

A   three   year   old     toddler   in   Brazil   who   was    pronounced    dead   by   his   doctor's    woke   up   and    asked    for    water    from   his   father   during   his   funeral.
Kelvin   Santos   was   declared   dead   by   doctor's    after   he   stopped   breathing   due   to   bronchial   pneumonia    at    aberlando    Santos   hospital   in  Brazil.
SBT,  Brazil   leading    TV   network,  reported    that   while    waiting    for   the    body    to   be    released   into   the   family   custody, the    boy   was    into  an   airtight   body   bag   for    five    hours.
The   family   gathered   at   the    funeral.
the    aunt    reported    that   she   saw   the   boy    moving   in   the   coffin    when   he    suddenly   sat   up    and   asked   his    father   for  a   glass  of    water   and   when  he   was   done   he    went   back  to   death   comfortably     like   he    was   just   in  bed.
the   boy   was    rushed   to   the   hospital   were  he   was   pronounced    dead, yet   again. no   one   could   explain  what   happened.  

SOLDIER MATCHES WIFE AND HER LOVER NAKED ON THE STREET AFTER CATCHING THEM IN BED

Have    you   ever    heard    of   a    phrase     in  bemba " soldier    manga   matako, tiye"   that's    right    these    guy's   are   so   tough   and    you    don't   want    to   mess    with    them    this    image    was   taken   in    Nigeria     were   a   soldier    busy    fighting   the   boko   haram     comes    back   home   and   find's   his     wife    in   bed   with    her    lover.
he   started   to   match   them   like    police   on   the   streets   naked,  but   before   that  he    wiped   their asses,  what  a   relief    leave   a   comment   below

MAN CALLS 911 AFTER GETTING PENIS STUCK IN A TOASTER

It's   embarrassing   what    human's   can     do,  a   British   man   whose   name    had   been
withheld   got   his    penis   stuck   in  a   toaster.

when   asked   why  he   did   it  he   replied   it   makes   good   bread.

he   is   currently    in   hospital  nursing    his   cock   which   as  been   bruised.it   took    about    five hours   for   the   firefight    to   to   butter   his   bread.
JOKES   aside, London  appears    to   have    the  'penis'  problem,msn   said   they   have   dialed   with   about    10   lodged    cases    in  a   year,it's    quiet   fascinating    how   people   have   started   having   sex   with   appliances- said  the   chief   of  the   firefighter  "we   released   this    story   warning  people   to   stop   having   sex   with   gadget,  gadgets   were   meant   to   be  gadget"  

COUPLE ELECTROCUTED TO CHARCOAL WHILE TRYING TO MOUNT A GO TV AERIEL ON THE ROOF THEMSELVES

Fortunately   the   man    made   it    with   second    degree  burn,  while   his    35  year   old   fiancée,lollete    ewere  died  on  the    way   to   the    hospital.
Her  fiancée,  segun   tolani   was   sorting     his    electricity    problem       and    also   wanted    to   their    go  TV    antenna   when   the    incident   happened  on   Saturday
Reports   suggest   that   the   couple   was   set   to   get   married    next   month   November.
it   was   suggested   that    the   electricity    came   back   and   segun   discovered   that  he    had   no electricity   in    his   home.
the   neighbors   advised   him   to  get  a   certified    electrician    but   he    denied    saying   the   electrician    was   so   expensive.hence   he    borrowed   a    wooded    ladder   and   called   out   his   girl" honey    lets    fix   some    lights    over    here,fuck  the   expensive   electrician.
while    fixing   the   problem    a   live    wire   dropped   on  a   metal   pole   she    was    holding   and   it    flung   her   away   hitting   her    head   first   on  the   concrete    floor.   
     

LADY TRIES TO CHOP OFF HEAD OF HUSBAND'S NEW BRIDE AT THERE WEDDING WITH A SLASHER

A   married  Zimbabwean  woman    recently   just   turned   hostile    after   she   found   her    husband   of    four   children   marrying   his   secret   girlfriend.
the   angry    woman   just    turned   the  place   upside    down    as    she   rained    punches    at   the   husbands    bride    in   full    view   of   the   people.
she   also    warned    the    husband   who    stood   hopeless   as  she    threatened   to   beat   the   clap     out   of   him.
she   stormed   in  the   wedding   just   moments    after  the   two   exchanged    vows   and   where   about  to    kiss.
the    woman   reportedly   informed   the   marriage    officers   that   the    man   was   was    her   husband   and   they   are   not    yet   divorced, the    two   live    in   their  house    in   crow borough    and  they   have    four   children. the    man   just   recently   left   her   and  began   leaving    with   his   girlfriend   in   mufakose.
and   fortunately    the   court    as   witnessed   that  the   man   is   truly  her    husband

MAN FOUND WITH JARS CONTAINING HUMAN PENISES

A   Chicago    man   nicknamed   the   penis   collector    after     hundreds   of   jars     containing     human   dicks    were    found   in   his   apartment    socking   in  a   chemical   to   avoid    rotting, the   name  of   the   man   which   as  been   withheld.
the   man  has   no  record    of   criminal   and   many   are   believing     that   he    might   be   having   some   mental  break    down.
the   man    works   as   a   registered    nurse   at  a   city   hospital   and   it   is   believed   that  he   might   be   taking    parts    from   dead   people.

Choirmaster steals given six month for stealing church offering

What  a   shame, surely   of   all   people  a   choirmaster,  a    28   year   oldelochukwu    Nnoga, is   to   spend    six    month   behind   bars    for    stealing    K12,000     from   church   funds   at   st  Patrick    catholic   church   in   Lagos
Magistrate  ade    adefulire     of   tinubu  magistrate   court   in    Lagos    who   gave   the   sentence   last    Monday   expressed    disgust  at   the   crime
"surely   a   church   is   a   sacred    place   and   the   last    place   you   would   want   to   steal    from, this    should   be   an   example    for   all   those   who   like   to   steal   and   not   to    work    hard   on  there   own'
It  was   reported   that   he   stole   the   funds    just   after   service

Obama's daughter, malia obama caught smoking weed[video]

This   is   a    scandal   and  we    can't   blame   her   she's    glowing  up   and   she's    definitely    feeling   the    heat.

BUS CONDUCTOR STABS PASSENGER WITH BOTTLE

A   Nigerian     18   year   old   bus    conductor  bus   conductor   ademola   segun   of    Nigeria   was   found     guilty    of   attempted   murder    after   he   tried   to   kill   his   passenger   one   Abraham   shad rick  of    Lagos   with    a   broken    bottle   in  the   stomach   after   the   victim   gave   him   a   torn   fare.
the   accused    pleaded   not    guilty   to   one   count    murder   and   the    hearing   of   the   case   will   take   place    soon   and   as   been   offered   a  bail   of    k6,000   

MAN ROBS A BANK WITH A PEN

A   pen   proved    more   mighty    than  a   sword   or  a    gun, for   this    robber, but   unfortunately    the    law    caught   up   with    him.
Wearing  a   dark   suit[like  an  assassin]   24   year   old   frank   fuller   entered   the    bank   and  he   then   passes  a  note   to   the   cashier    demanding   money   and   threaning   to    stab   someone   with   a   pen   which   he  didn't  have    but   the   cashier    pressed    the   silent    alarm    and  luck   for   the   thief   he    got   away   with   $3,500.  
but     two   days   later   the   detective   caught   up   with   him.

PROSTITUTE BRUTALLY BEATS CUSTOMER ON THE ROAD,CAUSING TRAFFIC TO STOP

Guys   are    you    not   going   to    learn    please   respect   other   peoples    business   and   when   will   we    ever   stop   hearing   such   news   of   prostitutes    beating   customers   for   not   paying.  last   night a  prostitute   engaged   in    a   brutal    fight      with   customer   after   he    refused   to   pay,  she   broke   the    windows   of   his     jeep   and   the    two   started    ripping    each   other's    clothes    on   the    middle   of   the    road.

DRUNK CHINESE MAN FALLS IN RAW SEWAGE AFTER TAKING WRONG SHORT CUT

A    drunk   Chinese   man  ordered   home   from  a    bar   by   his   angry    wife  tried    to   take  a    shortcut    to   shave   off   some   time.
Chi  fang   feared   the   wrath    of   his    wife      and   tried    to  get    home   faster    after    drinking   the   whole   night    with   his   pals.
unfortunately   he    came    across  a    narrow   bridge    and     saw   two   bridges[ one   real  and   the  other  a   product  of    his    imagination]   and    he    took   the   wrong    one   topped    head   first    in   a   container    filled   with   human   feces   and    due   to   his   phone    fully   submerged    he   was    forced   to   shout   for   help   and  luckily   pass   by  called   the   police.   

HUSBAND MISTAKES WIFE FOR A THIEF AFTER SEEING HER WITHOUT MAKEUP FOR THE FIRST TIME.

An    Algerian   man   as    sued    his    wife    for     fraud   after   seeing    her   without    makeup   for   the    first    time   just   after   they   got    married.
the    man  is    suing   her    for    "psychological    distress"   after   seeing  her   without    makeup   for   the first   time  and   she   is   to   pay   $20,000    dollars.
the    man   told    the    court   that   his    wife  seemed    like  a    robber   after   seeing   her  without     makeup   at     night   and   he   almost    short   her.
Turns    out   she   had   been   hiding   her   true    self   under    makeup.

woman diarrheas all over nightclub floor after ex-boyfriend poisons her drink

Some   relationships    end   well,  but  some   end  very   badly  as   one   women    recently   found   out  and   clearly   the    photos    show   what   happened   and   it   was    not   pretty,  when   the   woman   who   was    with   her   new   boyfriend   the   ex-boyfriend   offered   her  a   drink   and    one   hour   later   liquid  poop   was    running   all   over   her   legs, dress  and   nightclub    floor   causing   people    to  vacate   the   club, i   don;t    know   how   women   think    surely  can   you   take  a   drink   from   your   ex  lover.

78 year old rapes 8 year old to comma

A   Nigerian   man   named   one   Daniel , a  resident  of   ogiri   street    was   on    Wednesday     arrested   by    members   of   the   vigilante    group    for   raping  a   8   year   old    to   commait   was   exclusively    gathered   that   he    lured   the    girl    with   biscuit    into   his   room   and   forced   his   way   into   her   until   she   was   unconscious.
When   arrested,Daniel  admitted   to   raping   her   but   said   he   did   not   do  it   because   her   honey  pot  was   too   small.    

CHIMBOKAILA PRISON-READ WHAT MY COUSIN WAS TOLD TO DO BY INMATES[YOU WILL LAUGH]

We   all   know   that   prison   is    not   a   cool   place   to   be   not   just   because    you   will   lose   your    freedom   but   there   is  a   real    chance   of    you   becoming   a    human   pin   curt ion  and   that's how    life   is   in  there .
Just   recently   my    cousin   was   in  jail   and   here   is   how   there    where    received' KA   VIRGIN!,  KA VIRGIN!'   was    what   they   were    screaming    to    them    once   they   entered   and   as   soon  as   they    were   in    the    inmates    asked   my   cousin's    friend   to   draw  a   TV   on   the    wall   and   perform   like   Justin   bieber   and  then   finally   they   turned   to   my   cousin.

INMATES-Kalemoneka    kwati   ni   ka   Mampi

COUSIN-Wisa   bakamba

INMATES-Iwewine   mwaiche
And   the   inmates    handed   my    cousin  a   bottle   of   glycerin

COUSIN-yanshi   bakamba

INMATES-shinga   pamatako   nkunyenge
and   my    cousin    started   crying    like   a   baby    before   they   even   touched   him   and   luckly   the    guards    moved    him    to  another   cell.  

4 SOLID REASONS WHY MAMPI WILL NEVER GET MARRIED

I   must   admit   Mampi   is   hot   as    volcano,  she's    got   it   all   money, fame, brains   and   beauty,  no   questions    to    ask   she   is   is   Zambia's    number  one   diva. but   the    question   we   always   ask   about   life   is   that   why   is   she    single, i   mean   she's    getting   old  and   she    needs   to    settle   down   with   someone   and   here   are   just    five   reasons   why   she   won't   get  a  man 

MEN   PRESUME   SHE'S   TAKEN
This   is   the   number   reason    why   most   hot   ladies   like   her    are   still   single   in   Zambia, like   i  said   she's   a  diva   and   hence   many    believe   she's   as    hundreds   of    followers   on   her   back.
SOCIETY   DOES'NT   SET   THE   RULES
like   most   Zambian   ladies   are   bought   up   many  believe  that    finding  a   man  is  the   greatest   accomplishment   a    women   can   ever  have  but    the   famous   and  the   rich   do   not    comfort  the    idea    they    do    set   their   mind   to   finding   a   husband,  they  make   their   own   rules   and   mampi   is   in  that   category
MOST   MEN   ARE   INTIMIDATED   BY   HER   CONFIDENCE
Just   look   at   the   way     she    does   it   on   the   stage, it   doesn't   take  a   genius   to   figure    out   that   she's   a   sex   machine   and    can    easily    break   your    dick.  she   as    confidence   she's a  star and  a   women   who   can   thrive   in   a  male   dominated   industry,  but    unfortunately   the    confidence    is   so   much   that  most   male   run   for   cover,  most   men   are    afraid   of    rejection  and   it   takes   a   man   with   four   balls    to   ask    such   a   girl    out.
SHE'S   FOCUSED   ON   HER    CAREER
Ask   an   average    star    the   amount   of    time   they    spend   watching   the    TV   and  the   epic   response    you   will   likely    get  is    some    don't   even    watch   it   and   it   is   not    just   for   rich   and   famous    everyone   is   stressed    out   in   Zambia,  battling   the   traffic   and   trying    to   keep   up with   an   annoying   boss, that's   the   life   and   time   to   get    to   someone   gets    thinner  and   thinner  and   that's   about    mampi   she   as   to   keep  up   with   the    rising   talent   threatening   to   dissolve  her   like    soap  

5 BADASS SOFTWARE YOU CAN USE TO CRACK A WI-FI PASSWORD

Some  people    are    just    selfish    they    can't    just   share    a   little    thing    unless    you    pay   for  it,  but    worry   not    if   they    won't   share   and   you   are    eager    to   get   it     you   would   be   left   with   no   choice   but    to   steal   from   them   and   hear   is    how     you    can   hack    someones   wi-fi   password.
Brutus.
like   the    word    itself    this   baby   is   hardcore   and    the    most   common   software   most   hackers use,this    tool  is    free   and   only   available    for    windows,linux   and   os   this    tool   can   hack   up  to   60    passwords     at   once   and  it's   very   easy   to   use.
John   the    ripper
Like   the   sexy   name    itself   this   motherfucker     rip   a   password   out   it's    hiding   place    with   ease   but   it's   a  bit   slow   but   whats   is    important   is   that   is   does   the    job.
Medusa
This    software   is   very   evil   in  that   it    forces    in   that   it   forces    it's    way   in,  if   it   was   a   human   it   would   be   a   rapist.
Air-crack-ng
unfortunately   it's   not    free   like   all    the   others    but   it's    effective   and   only   works     in   breaking    wi-fi   passwords

TEFINTU_Naked man found inside a locked church early in morning

Okay    this    weird    and   bizarre   at   the   same   time    church    workers     who   opened   the    church   premises     early    in   the    morning   when   they    discovered    a   nude   man    shivering    walking   around    the   church    looking   for   a   way   out,  but   is   surprisingly    is   that    the    church   were    he   was     found   was    surrounded   by  a    huge    wall   will  an   electric    fence    on   top.
but     after     some    interrogation   he    confessed      saying   he   was   a   wizard   on   a    mission   who    accidentally  passed    the    church  and   his    spiritual     Google   map   went   haywire    that's    when  he    lost    contact   with   the  others   and    clash   landed    inside   the   church   premises    so   far   he as   given   his   life   to   god  you   can   watch   the   video   on   you tube.   

NASA discovers earth's twin planet with life on it

Nasa     lately    announced   that    a   new   planet  had   been    discovered   that    a   new    planet     similar   to    earth    but    60%    larger      has   been    discovered   where     water    would   likely   to   exist   and   if   there   is   water    then   life    will   surely   be    there.
People   are    calling    it   earth   2.0 , it    orbits   it's   star   in   a   habitable   way,  this    earth   like   planet    receives    10%   more    light    than   earth   and   in    another    1.5  billion    years     earth    will receive   the    same   amount   which    means    this    new   planet    is     similar   to    earth   or  it's   earth's    cousin.
It's   about    1,400    light    years    away    from  us   and   it's   surface   is    rocky   and   it    actually    orbits    the   stars     385    days ,  so   what   are   waiting   for   pack   your    bags     we   are   moving   to   kepler-186f.  

Tutorial how to make at least K1,500 monthly using your android phone in Zambia [serious business]

What   am    about   to   reveal  is   a   secret   and    actually   it's    not   a   new   thing     people   have   been   doing    it   for    quite    some   time   and    hiding   the    real    truth  while   they    get   rich    themselves  some    people   have    called    them   satanist    just   for   their    wealth   but    the   real   fact    is   that   these    people   are    smart   and   started    from   the    bottom   and   worked   their    asses   off    all    day   to   get   to    where    they   are   now   and    we   as    Zambian   can   emulate     from   them    instead   of   pointing    fingers.
OK   it   wounds   heart   to    see   many    youth    who   work   hard   to   buy   an    iphone   and    when   they    get   it   they  either    use    it    for    chatting   on   face book  or   begging    for   money    from   their    relatives  or     worse   searching    for    porn   all   day  [if   that's   your   habit  please   stop   it]
THE   CONCEPT
The   idea  is   to   start   small   in   any    business   thats   all   these    big   businesses    started   out  and   the   business   i  am   talking  about   is    importation,  importing    cheap    goods    from  china    which    you   can    sell   at   at   three    times   the    price   you    bought   it.
TOOLS   YOU    WILL   NEED
Ali express-is  a    Chinese    e-commerce    market    just   like    e bay   or   amazon   where   you   can   order    products    in    bulk    rather   than   one   at   the   time   but    you   are    free   to    buy  on   any  site    you    choose   just   make   sure   it's   trust-able.
MOZILLA   FIREFOX
You   need   a   web    browser   especially    if   it's   fast    to   conduct    your   business.
WHATSAPP

If  you   choose    to    use   the    Chinese     website    you   need   to   be   in   contact   with    them.
A   PAYPAL    ACCOUNT
You   can    go   to   paypal   and   create   an   account[it's    free]   and    link    it   with    your    Zambian   bank    account   as    you    can't   buy    directly.
HOW   TO   GO   ABOUT   IT
Look   for   small   products    that   are   lite   like    Brazilian    hair   or    phones    so   that    you    can    reduce   the    cost   of   shipping    and   make   sure   the    product   is   in    demand,   you   can   find    which    products   are   in   market  on   the   radio  or  facebook.
HOW   TO   SELL   YOUR   PRODUCTS
There   are   many    ways    to   sell  a   product    especially    with   the   coming   of   the   INTERNET   and   radio   station   or    you   can   just   make   up   a    small   shop   to   sell   your   products. on   my   last   remarks   if   you    are   not    doing  importation   then    you   are   surely    leaving    money    on   the   table   their   is   a  lot  of    cold   cash    to   be    made   and    you   don't    even   have    to    go    there    like   most   do   to  get   there    products   all    you   have   to   do   is    use    your   phone   and   the   little   capital   you   have.

3 reasons why Zambians are the big brains of Africa

The    is   no   doubt   we    Zambians   are   the    genius   of   this    great   African   continent  and   some   might   ague     with   me   as     wrong   so   without     dive    into    4    reasons    why   i  believe   it   to   be   so.

THE    FIRST   AFRICAN   CHESS   GRANDMASTER

Many    who   are    chess    fans    might   be    so    familiar    with    simutowe   the   great    chess    grandmaster    who   proved   tough   for   a    white   dominated    sport   chess   is   the   game  of   the   mind   it   requires    planing  and  a   lot   of    calculations   hence    i   believe   that   the   chess future  for    Zambia   is   bright   and   soon    we   shall   have   a   second    grandmaster.

THE   ISSUE   OF   MANY   SUBJECTS

Imagine  having    10    subjects   to   study   all   at    once[it  doesn't  go   well]  and   thats   the    stress  we  zambians   face   and   suprisenly   many   manage   to   score   A  and   thats   the   sign   

of   true    genius and   responsibility  if    you   ask   me..................................................................?

FEW    ENTREPRENEURS

   

you   can   agree   with   me   millions    of   youth    are    entering    college   every    year  and   many    are   graduating   with    jobs  to   show    for    it,  and   if   at   all   you   look  at    the   great   business   people, people    who   creating    employment    for    others,  most   of   them   are    school    dop    outs   and  thats    the    issue   in   zambia    we    don't   have   a   lot   of    them  thats    why    we    don't    have   employment   most   of   the    guys   we   have   are   geniuses  and   everyone   is    just    busy   in   their    studies   that   they   don't   have   the   time   to   create  a   business.........................................................................................................................................   

GRADUATE FEMALE ACCOUNTANT WHO IS NOW A TAXI DRIVER

This   is   for   those    who   are   still   waiting   for    the    government    to   employ  them, to   give   them   a   job,Asakpa   Susan   is   a   graduate    from   the    university   nsukka   in   nigeria   she   went    hunting    for   a   job   like   many     school   levers   and    afer    month    of   combing    the    street    for   a   job   with    nothing   to   show   for   it    she    decided    to    create    one    herself   and   she   is   one   of   the    women   breaking   barrier  and   hustling   just   like   any     guy   to   make    ends    meet.
An   accountant    who    refused    to   stay   at   home   or   enter   into   prostitution   and   those   are    the   kind   of   people   we   need   in    Zambia    people   who   can   stand   up   for   themselves   and    do   what   is     right.

Read how Collins mbesuma broke English during an interview[you will laugh!]

English    is   a   very   hard    language   and    it's    true    what   they    say   that   it   came   by   boat,especially   if   you    dropped   out   of  school   in   the   7 th      grade   to   pursue   your    football   career   here   is    Collins   mbesuma    one   of    our   talented   footballer  talking   to   a   reporter.
Reporter-  good   morning  Mr   mbesuma

mbesuma- good   afternoon    to   you   sir

Reporter- so     Mr    mbesuma    how    do   you   work   out 

Mbesuma-  i   wake  up   at    five  in  the   afternoon


Reporter-  No   not    waking   up,  i   mean   how    do    you    train   to   stay   healthy.

Mbesuma- I    lift   metal   and   i   ran   away

Check out the latest ways pupils are cheating in exam rooms

it's     quite    funny     how    people   can    go    to   great    length   to   cheat   in   an   exam, this    calculator    was    taken   from    a  pupil   in   the    exam   room,  at    first   site   it    seems   like   a   calculator   but    it's   actually   an    iphone    inside  a   cover  a   calculator
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65 romantic nicknames you can give your lovers

Give   your   snookum   a   new    romantic   nickname  it   goes    from   lover   boy   to  sweet    cakes  we've    got   you   covered   however    there    are   some   romantic    nicknames    that    are    just   terrible     like   dog   pop   tiger   face  who   in   gods   name    would    like   to   be    called   that    so     here    are    66    romantic     when    you    all   alone   at    home.


All  mine
Angel
Angel   baby
Angel   bunny
Angel   eyes
Angel    face
Angel   girl
Babe
Babes
Baby
Baby   angel
Baby   bear
Baby   boo
Baby   cakes
Baby   doll
Baby    angel
Baby    face
Baby   girl
Baby   love
Baby    cheeks
Babylicious
Bad   kitty
Beautiful
Big    guy
Big   daddy
Big   kitty
Blue    eyes
Boo   bear
Boo-boo
Boogie   bear
Boy   toy
Brave  heart
Bright    eyes
Brown   sugar
Bubba
Bubbles
Bunny
buttercup
Butterfly
Canoodle
Butterscotch 
Captain
Captain   underpants
Cheese  cakes
Care  bear
Cherry   pie
Chickadee
Chocolate
Chocolate   bunny
Chocolate   drop
Cookie
Cool  breeze
Cowboy
Cuddle   bear
Cuddle   bug
Cuddle   cakes
Cuddles
Cupcakes
Cuppa    car
Cutie   pie
Cutie
Cute   head
Darling
Dove
Sex   machine