Choirmaster steals given six month for stealing church offering

What  a   shame, surely   of   all   people  a   choirmaster,  a    28   year   oldelochukwu    Nnoga, is   to   spend    six    month   behind   bars    for    stealing    K12,000     from   church   funds   at   st  Patrick    catholic   church   in   Lagos
Magistrate  ade    adefulire     of   tinubu  magistrate   court   in    Lagos    who   gave   the   sentence   last    Monday   expressed    disgust  at   the   crime
"surely   a   church   is   a   sacred    place   and   the   last    place   you   would   want   to   steal    from, this    should   be   an   example    for   all   those   who   like   to   steal   and   not   to    work    hard   on  there   own'
It  was   reported   that   he   stole   the   funds    just   after   service

Obama's daughter, malia obama caught smoking weed[video]

This   is   a    scandal   and  we    can't   blame   her   she's    glowing  up   and   she's    definitely    feeling   the    heat.

BUS CONDUCTOR STABS PASSENGER WITH BOTTLE

A   Nigerian     18   year   old   bus    conductor  bus   conductor   ademola   segun   of    Nigeria   was   found     guilty    of   attempted   murder    after   he   tried   to   kill   his   passenger   one   Abraham   shad rick  of    Lagos   with    a   broken    bottle   in  the   stomach   after   the   victim   gave   him   a   torn   fare.
the   accused    pleaded   not    guilty   to   one   count    murder   and   the    hearing   of   the   case   will   take   place    soon   and   as   been   offered   a  bail   of    k6,000   

MAN ROBS A BANK WITH A PEN

A   pen   proved    more   mighty    than  a   sword   or  a    gun, for   this    robber, but   unfortunately    the    law    caught   up   with    him.
Wearing  a   dark   suit[like  an  assassin]   24   year   old   frank   fuller   entered   the    bank   and  he   then   passes  a  note   to   the   cashier    demanding   money   and   threaning   to    stab   someone   with   a   pen   which   he  didn't  have    but   the   cashier    pressed    the   silent    alarm    and  luck   for   the   thief   he    got   away   with   $3,500.  
but     two   days   later   the   detective   caught   up   with   him.

PROSTITUTE BRUTALLY BEATS CUSTOMER ON THE ROAD,CAUSING TRAFFIC TO STOP

Guys   are    you    not   going   to    learn    please   respect   other   peoples    business   and   when   will   we    ever   stop   hearing   such   news   of   prostitutes    beating   customers   for   not   paying.  last   night a  prostitute   engaged   in    a   brutal    fight      with   customer   after   he    refused   to   pay,  she   broke   the    windows   of   his     jeep   and   the    two   started    ripping    each   other's    clothes    on   the    middle   of   the    road.

DRUNK CHINESE MAN FALLS IN RAW SEWAGE AFTER TAKING WRONG SHORT CUT

A    drunk   Chinese   man  ordered   home   from  a    bar   by   his   angry    wife  tried    to   take  a    shortcut    to   shave   off   some   time.
Chi  fang   feared   the   wrath    of   his    wife      and   tried    to  get    home   faster    after    drinking   the   whole   night    with   his   pals.
unfortunately   he    came    across  a    narrow   bridge    and     saw   two   bridges[ one   real  and   the  other  a   product  of    his    imagination]   and    he    took   the   wrong    one   topped    head   first    in   a   container    filled   with   human   feces   and    due   to   his   phone    fully   submerged    he   was    forced   to   shout   for   help   and  luckily   pass   by  called   the   police.   

HUSBAND MISTAKES WIFE FOR A THIEF AFTER SEEING HER WITHOUT MAKEUP FOR THE FIRST TIME.

An    Algerian   man   as    sued    his    wife    for     fraud   after   seeing    her   without    makeup   for   the    first    time   just   after   they   got    married.
the    man  is    suing   her    for    "psychological    distress"   after   seeing  her   without    makeup   for   the first   time  and   she   is   to   pay   $20,000    dollars.
the    man   told    the    court   that   his    wife  seemed    like  a    robber   after   seeing   her  without     makeup   at     night   and   he   almost    short   her.
Turns    out   she   had   been   hiding   her   true    self   under    makeup.

woman diarrheas all over nightclub floor after ex-boyfriend poisons her drink

Some   relationships    end   well,  but  some   end  very   badly  as   one   women    recently   found   out  and   clearly   the    photos    show   what   happened   and   it   was    not   pretty,  when   the   woman   who   was    with   her   new   boyfriend   the   ex-boyfriend   offered   her  a   drink   and    one   hour   later   liquid  poop   was    running   all   over   her   legs, dress  and   nightclub    floor   causing   people    to  vacate   the   club, i   don;t    know   how   women   think    surely  can   you   take  a   drink   from   your   ex  lover.

78 year old rapes 8 year old to comma

A   Nigerian   man   named   one   Daniel , a  resident  of   ogiri   street    was   on    Wednesday     arrested   by    members   of   the   vigilante    group    for   raping  a   8   year   old    to   commait   was   exclusively    gathered   that   he    lured   the    girl    with   biscuit    into   his   room   and   forced   his   way   into   her   until   she   was   unconscious.
When   arrested,Daniel  admitted   to   raping   her   but   said   he   did   not   do  it   because   her   honey  pot  was   too   small.    

CHIMBOKAILA PRISON-READ WHAT MY COUSIN WAS TOLD TO DO BY INMATES[YOU WILL LAUGH]

We   all   know   that   prison   is    not   a   cool   place   to   be   not   just   because    you   will   lose   your    freedom   but   there   is  a   real    chance   of    you   becoming   a    human   pin   curt ion  and   that's how    life   is   in  there .
Just   recently   my    cousin   was   in  jail   and   here   is   how   there    where    received' KA   VIRGIN!,  KA VIRGIN!'   was    what   they   were    screaming    to    them    once   they   entered   and   as   soon  as   they    were   in    the    inmates    asked   my   cousin's    friend   to   draw  a   TV   on   the    wall   and   perform   like   Justin   bieber   and  then   finally   they   turned   to   my   cousin.

INMATES-Kalemoneka    kwati   ni   ka   Mampi

COUSIN-Wisa   bakamba

INMATES-Iwewine   mwaiche
And   the   inmates    handed   my    cousin  a   bottle   of   glycerin

COUSIN-yanshi   bakamba

INMATES-shinga   pamatako   nkunyenge
and   my    cousin    started   crying    like   a   baby    before   they   even   touched   him   and   luckly   the    guards    moved    him    to  another   cell.  

4 SOLID REASONS WHY MAMPI WILL NEVER GET MARRIED

I   must   admit   Mampi   is   hot   as    volcano,  she's    got   it   all   money, fame, brains   and   beauty,  no   questions    to    ask   she   is   is   Zambia's    number  one   diva. but   the    question   we   always   ask   about   life   is   that   why   is   she    single, i   mean   she's    getting   old  and   she    needs   to    settle   down   with   someone   and   here   are   just    five   reasons   why   she   won't   get  a  man 

MEN   PRESUME   SHE'S   TAKEN
This   is   the   number   reason    why   most   hot   ladies   like   her    are   still   single   in   Zambia, like   i  said   she's   a  diva   and   hence   many    believe   she's   as    hundreds   of    followers   on   her   back.
SOCIETY   DOES'NT   SET   THE   RULES
like   most   Zambian   ladies   are   bought   up   many  believe  that    finding  a   man  is  the   greatest   accomplishment   a    women   can   ever  have  but    the   famous   and  the   rich   do   not    comfort  the    idea    they    do    set   their   mind   to   finding   a   husband,  they  make   their   own   rules   and   mampi   is   in  that   category
MOST   MEN   ARE   INTIMIDATED   BY   HER   CONFIDENCE
Just   look   at   the   way     she    does   it   on   the   stage, it   doesn't   take  a   genius   to   figure    out   that   she's   a   sex   machine   and    can    easily    break   your    dick.  she   as    confidence   she's a  star and  a   women   who   can   thrive   in   a  male   dominated   industry,  but    unfortunately   the    confidence    is   so   much   that  most   male   run   for   cover,  most   men   are    afraid   of    rejection  and   it   takes   a   man   with   four   balls    to   ask    such   a   girl    out.
SHE'S   FOCUSED   ON   HER    CAREER
Ask   an   average    star    the   amount   of    time   they    spend   watching   the    TV   and  the   epic   response    you   will   likely    get  is    some    don't   even    watch   it   and   it   is   not    just   for   rich   and   famous    everyone   is   stressed    out   in   Zambia,  battling   the   traffic   and   trying    to   keep   up with   an   annoying   boss, that's   the   life   and   time   to   get    to   someone   gets    thinner  and   thinner  and   that's   about    mampi   she   as   to   keep  up   with   the    rising   talent   threatening   to   dissolve  her   like    soap  

5 BADASS SOFTWARE YOU CAN USE TO CRACK A WI-FI PASSWORD

Some  people    are    just    selfish    they    can't    just   share    a   little    thing    unless    you    pay   for  it,  but    worry   not    if   they    won't   share   and   you   are    eager    to   get   it     you   would   be   left   with   no   choice   but    to   steal   from   them   and   hear   is    how     you    can   hack    someones   wi-fi   password.
Brutus.
like   the    word    itself    this   baby   is   hardcore   and    the    most   common   software   most   hackers use,this    tool  is    free   and   only   available    for    windows,linux   and   os   this    tool   can   hack   up  to   60    passwords     at   once   and  it's   very   easy   to   use.
John   the    ripper
Like   the   sexy   name    itself   this   motherfucker     rip   a   password   out   it's    hiding   place    with   ease   but   it's   a  bit   slow   but   whats   is    important   is   that   is   does   the    job.
Medusa
This    software   is   very   evil   in  that   it    forces    in   that   it   forces    it's    way   in,  if   it   was   a   human   it   would   be   a   rapist.
Air-crack-ng
unfortunately   it's   not    free   like   all    the   others    but   it's    effective   and   only   works     in   breaking    wi-fi   passwords

TEFINTU_Naked man found inside a locked church early in morning

Okay    this    weird    and   bizarre   at   the   same   time    church    workers     who   opened   the    church   premises     early    in   the    morning   when   they    discovered    a   nude   man    shivering    walking   around    the   church    looking   for   a   way   out,  but   is   surprisingly    is   that    the    church   were    he   was     found   was    surrounded   by  a    huge    wall   will  an   electric    fence    on   top.
but     after     some    interrogation   he    confessed      saying   he   was   a   wizard   on   a    mission   who    accidentally  passed    the    church  and   his    spiritual     Google   map   went   haywire    that's    when  he    lost    contact   with   the  others   and    clash   landed    inside   the   church   premises    so   far   he as   given   his   life   to   god  you   can   watch   the   video   on   you tube.   

NASA discovers earth's twin planet with life on it

Nasa     lately    announced   that    a   new   planet  had   been    discovered   that    a   new    planet     similar   to    earth    but    60%    larger      has   been    discovered   where     water    would   likely   to   exist   and   if   there   is   water    then   life    will   surely   be    there.
People   are    calling    it   earth   2.0 , it    orbits   it's   star   in   a   habitable   way,  this    earth   like   planet    receives    10%   more    light    than   earth   and   in    another    1.5  billion    years     earth    will receive   the    same   amount   which    means    this    new   planet    is     similar   to    earth   or  it's   earth's    cousin.
It's   about    1,400    light    years    away    from  us   and   it's   surface   is    rocky   and   it    actually    orbits    the   stars     385    days ,  so   what   are   waiting   for   pack   your    bags     we   are   moving   to   kepler-186f.  

Tutorial how to make at least K1,500 monthly using your android phone in Zambia [serious business]

What   am    about   to   reveal  is   a   secret   and    actually   it's    not   a   new   thing     people   have   been   doing    it   for    quite    some   time   and    hiding   the    real    truth  while   they    get   rich    themselves  some    people   have    called    them   satanist    just   for   their    wealth   but    the   real   fact    is   that   these    people   are    smart   and   started    from   the    bottom   and   worked   their    asses   off    all    day   to   get   to    where    they   are   now   and    we   as    Zambian   can   emulate     from   them    instead   of   pointing    fingers.
OK   it   wounds   heart   to    see   many    youth    who   work   hard   to   buy   an    iphone   and    when   they    get   it   they  either    use    it    for    chatting   on   face book  or   begging    for   money    from   their    relatives  or     worse   searching    for    porn   all   day  [if   that's   your   habit  please   stop   it]
THE   CONCEPT
The   idea  is   to   start   small   in   any    business   thats   all   these    big   businesses    started   out  and   the   business   i  am   talking  about   is    importation,  importing    cheap    goods    from  china    which    you   can    sell   at   at   three    times   the    price   you    bought   it.
TOOLS   YOU    WILL   NEED
Ali express-is  a    Chinese    e-commerce    market    just   like    e bay   or   amazon   where   you   can   order    products    in    bulk    rather   than   one   at   the   time   but    you   are    free   to    buy  on   any  site    you    choose   just   make   sure   it's   trust-able.
MOZILLA   FIREFOX
You   need   a   web    browser   especially    if   it's   fast    to   conduct    your   business.
WHATSAPP

If  you   choose    to    use   the    Chinese     website    you   need   to   be   in   contact   with    them.
A   PAYPAL    ACCOUNT
You   can    go   to   paypal   and   create   an   account[it's    free]   and    link    it   with    your    Zambian   bank    account   as    you    can't   buy    directly.
HOW   TO   GO   ABOUT   IT
Look   for   small   products    that   are   lite   like    Brazilian    hair   or    phones    so   that    you    can    reduce   the    cost   of   shipping    and   make   sure   the    product   is   in    demand,   you   can   find    which    products   are   in   market  on   the   radio  or  facebook.
HOW   TO   SELL   YOUR   PRODUCTS
There   are   many    ways    to   sell  a   product    especially    with   the   coming   of   the   INTERNET   and   radio   station   or    you   can   just   make   up   a    small   shop   to   sell   your   products. on   my   last   remarks   if   you    are   not    doing  importation   then    you   are   surely    leaving    money    on   the   table   their   is   a  lot  of    cold   cash    to   be    made   and    you   don't    even   have    to    go    there    like   most   do   to  get   there    products   all    you   have   to   do   is    use    your   phone   and   the   little   capital   you   have.

3 reasons why Zambians are the big brains of Africa

The    is   no   doubt   we    Zambians   are   the    genius   of   this    great   African   continent  and   some   might   ague     with   me   as     wrong   so   without     dive    into    4    reasons    why   i  believe   it   to   be   so.

THE    FIRST   AFRICAN   CHESS   GRANDMASTER

Many    who   are    chess    fans    might   be    so    familiar    with    simutowe   the   great    chess    grandmaster    who   proved   tough   for   a    white   dominated    sport   chess   is   the   game  of   the   mind   it   requires    planing  and  a   lot   of    calculations   hence    i   believe   that   the   chess future  for    Zambia   is   bright   and   soon    we   shall   have   a   second    grandmaster.

THE   ISSUE   OF   MANY   SUBJECTS

Imagine  having    10    subjects   to   study   all   at    once[it  doesn't  go   well]  and   thats   the    stress  we  zambians   face   and   suprisenly   many   manage   to   score   A  and   thats   the   sign   

of   true    genius and   responsibility  if    you   ask   me..................................................................?

FEW    ENTREPRENEURS

   

you   can   agree   with   me   millions    of   youth    are    entering    college   every    year  and   many    are   graduating   with    jobs  to   show    for    it,  and   if   at   all   you   look  at    the   great   business   people, people    who   creating    employment    for    others,  most   of   them   are    school    dop    outs   and  thats    the    issue   in   zambia    we    don't   have   a   lot   of    them  thats    why    we    don't    have   employment   most   of   the    guys   we   have   are   geniuses  and   everyone   is    just    busy   in   their    studies   that   they   don't   have   the   time   to   create  a   business.........................................................................................................................................   

GRADUATE FEMALE ACCOUNTANT WHO IS NOW A TAXI DRIVER

This   is   for   those    who   are   still   waiting   for    the    government    to   employ  them, to   give   them   a   job,Asakpa   Susan   is   a   graduate    from   the    university   nsukka   in   nigeria   she   went    hunting    for   a   job   like   many     school   levers   and    afer    month    of   combing    the    street    for   a   job   with    nothing   to   show   for   it    she    decided    to    create    one    herself   and   she   is   one   of   the    women   breaking   barrier  and   hustling   just   like   any     guy   to   make    ends    meet.
An   accountant    who    refused    to   stay   at   home   or   enter   into   prostitution   and   those   are    the   kind   of   people   we   need   in    Zambia    people   who   can   stand   up   for   themselves   and    do   what   is     right.

Read how Collins mbesuma broke English during an interview[you will laugh!]

English    is   a   very   hard    language   and    it's    true    what   they    say   that   it   came   by   boat,especially   if   you    dropped   out   of  school   in   the   7 th      grade   to   pursue   your    football   career   here   is    Collins   mbesuma    one   of    our   talented   footballer  talking   to   a   reporter.
Reporter-  good   morning  Mr   mbesuma

mbesuma- good   afternoon    to   you   sir

Reporter- so     Mr    mbesuma    how    do   you   work   out 

Mbesuma-  i   wake  up   at    five  in  the   afternoon


Reporter-  No   not    waking   up,  i   mean   how    do    you    train   to   stay   healthy.

Mbesuma- I    lift   metal   and   i   ran   away

Check out the latest ways pupils are cheating in exam rooms

it's     quite    funny     how    people   can    go    to   great    length   to   cheat   in   an   exam, this    calculator    was    taken   from    a  pupil   in   the    exam   room,  at    first   site   it    seems   like   a   calculator   but    it's   actually   an    iphone    inside  a   cover  a   calculator
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65 romantic nicknames you can give your lovers

Give   your   snookum   a   new    romantic   nickname  it   goes    from   lover   boy   to  sweet    cakes  we've    got   you   covered   however    there    are   some   romantic    nicknames    that    are    just   terrible     like   dog   pop   tiger   face  who   in   gods   name    would    like   to   be    called   that    so     here    are    66    romantic     when    you    all   alone   at    home.


All  mine
Angel
Angel   baby
Angel   bunny
Angel   eyes
Angel    face
Angel   girl
Babe
Babes
Baby
Baby   angel
Baby   bear
Baby   boo
Baby   cakes
Baby   doll
Baby    angel
Baby    face
Baby   girl
Baby   love
Baby    cheeks
Babylicious
Bad   kitty
Beautiful
Big    guy
Big   daddy
Big   kitty
Blue    eyes
Boo   bear
Boo-boo
Boogie   bear
Boy   toy
Brave  heart
Bright    eyes
Brown   sugar
Bubba
Bubbles
Bunny
buttercup
Butterfly
Canoodle
Butterscotch 
Captain
Captain   underpants
Cheese  cakes
Care  bear
Cherry   pie
Chickadee
Chocolate
Chocolate   bunny
Chocolate   drop
Cookie
Cool  breeze
Cowboy
Cuddle   bear
Cuddle   bug
Cuddle   cakes
Cuddles
Cupcakes
Cuppa    car
Cutie   pie
Cutie
Cute   head
Darling
Dove
Sex   machine

World champion breaks his own record

Its   actually   funny   what   people   can    do    these    days   not   especially   in    japan    where   a    guy    named  masanobu   sato   took    his    hobby    as   a    sport    but   is    lawful   is   that    it's   masturbating     the   man   is   just   unbeatable   at   it.  last    year   he    won   the   contest   were    eight    individuals    took   part  6   of    them   lasted    one    hour   [they   tried]   and   one    lated     2    but   the    masturbating    machine     took   it    to   nine   hours   58  minutes    and   this    year   he   as   broken   his    own   record    for   11   hours    for   him   it's   an   hobby   and   he   enjoy's   it   a    lot,  big   up's   to   him.   

how to trick people into thinking you are good looking.

how    to   trick   people   into    thing    you    are    good    looking   and   actually   getting    away    with   it    watch   this    video   and    learn   something   from    it,   i   hope   you   enjoy it..............

How getting up early from bed can make you rich

Whats    the  normal   time   for   one    to   rise  out   of    bed,   you   can   get   more   responses    to   that    question   especially    the   school    levers   and   the   loafer  it's    hard    getting   out   of   bed  i    understand,  it   almost    like   you   are    fucking[hard   to   stop]   i   don't   know   about   you    guys    but   as    for   me    i    used    to   wake   up    at    9   or    10    sometimes   and    you    wanna    know   how   my    life    turned   out ?bad   i   was   un-productive    and    felt    like     shit   and   then   i   realized   that   my   sleeping   habits    were   destroying   my    life   and   i   had    to    change   fast   there   is     quote"  if   you   like   to   sleep   a lot,  poverty    will  be   your   portion" and   it's    true   if   you   tend    to    sleep   a lot   your   health   and   mind   status   will  be  shit   wake   up  early,  breath  in   the   fresh   air  and  plan   you  next   goal  a   man   needs   a   clear    mind   to    achieve   in   life. I     promise    you    that   if   at    you   wake    up   early   you    health, mind   and   soul    will   be   sharp  a   major   ingredient    in   qualifying   for    wealth.      

6 types of Zambian ladies we like to date

We   are   all   born   differently     and  as   the   saying    goes   that    no   one   is    perfect  we   all   have    one    way   or   the    other   in    which     we   might    hate    someone   especially    in    relationships    and   i   believe    that    what  determine   the    time  of   any   relationship   is   the  persons   attitude, ways   in    which    each   passive    each    other   so   here   are    6    type    of    ladies    you    will   find   in   the    dating     industry.

[a] the    gold    diggers;

we   all    want   to   have    money   and   there are    thousands   of   legitimate    ways   and   also   bad   ways   to   get    it   and   it's    no   surprise    to   find   a    lady  gold   digger    and   they    are   everywhere  you   might   not   release    it    but    probably   by   now    you   are    with    one,  they   don't    care    about    age,  health  or   love     all   they    need   is   money   and   they    will   suck   it    out    of    you   like   a   tick    especially   if    you    are   stupid.
[b]  the   dominant   one

I    don't    know   how   men   cope   up   with    them   but   what    i  can   say   is   that   they   usually beautiful   and   bossy  they    order   you   around  and   mostly   it's    them   doing   the   talking,  because   they    feel   that  they   have   power   and   you   are    beneath   them  they   are   divas or    queens   and    you  are   just   their   servants.

[c] the    receptive    one

 

These   are   the   loyal   ones,  the    good   ones   all   they    need   is   love  and   sex   and   they   will   kill   to   be    with    you     they   are   the   opposite   of   the   dominant   in   that   you    get    to   be   in   control   they    are   living    saints.
[d]  the   brides

just   as   a    vampire   craves    for   blood    so   does   these    ladies    want    to   get    married   they    dream  of    it   day   in   and   day   out   they    don't    care    who    is   it   as    long   as   they   get   married.
[e]  the   smart   ones

or   the     hard   one, they    are   very    hard    to   crack   because    normally   all   that   they    think   of   is   school   and   can't   easily   enter   their   pant's.  for   them   relationships   are   all   about   companionship  and   nothing   more   

6 artists[musicians] who are slowly fading from the industry

I  am    sure     many   will    disagree   on   this   one   but    i   took    my   survey   and   came   to   conclusion,   that    everything    ends   people   are   born  and   they   die,you  start   a    job   and   one    day    you   will   retire   or   worse    get    fired,  look   at    Easter    phiri    who    thought    she   might   end   and   in    her   place    came   Catherine   phiri    maybe   she    was    watching   a    lot   of    telemundo    and   she   ended   getting   married   to   a    wrong   person,  but   who    we    to   charge   she's   an    adult   and   she   knew    her    way    and    it    is   no   different   in   the    music   industry   people   come   and   go   some   produce    good   music,  others  its  average    and    others   its   terrible[kayombo]   but   one    thing    they   all    have   in   common   is    that   they   all   fade,  sooner  or   later   it   happens   so   here    are   six[6]  of   them    that   are    fading.

[1]   Mc    wabwino

I   must     say   it   was    a   mistake    putting   him   on   this    list,  the   man  is    long    gone, faded    that   all   now   that   we   could  see   is    his    nose   in   the   big    picture, what   a    shame  and   hence    talking   about   him   is   a   waste   of   time.

[2] JK

The    man   as   come   a   long   way   in   his    industry    from   singing    children    songs   to   average  to   better    then    finally   to   sour   or   should   i    say   singing   political    songs    to   get   some    credit,   from   what   i   have    seen   his   regular   music   isn't   paying   the    bills,   what   i    think   is   that   he   should    retire   and   give   way   to   some    fresh   blood.

[3] Chizanga

I    admit   the   man   as   some   rhymes   but   as  an  artist    i   doubt   if    he   one  the   man   just   comes   and   goes,  its   like   an   hobby   to   him  or   he    just    dreams   of    one    day   making   it  big .
[4] Marky 2

 the    king   of    copala   is   slowly    losing    his    grip,  fading   before   he    knows     it   and   in   his   place    Chef  187   is     rising   soon   i  am   afraid    he    will   be   no   more.

[5] Slap   dee

i   can   safely    say   he    is   not    that   faded,  but   he   is   getting   there,  the    man   sings  a  lot    that    now   he   is    stealing    other   peoples   music,  looks   like   he    as    ran   out   of    ideas  and   the    chapters    will   be   over   soon.

[6]Afunika

Where   is    afunika,  as    he   ran    out   ideas   or   something  its   becoming   more   and   more   hard   to   find   him    these   days   and    i am    concerned    that   people   are   slowly   forgetting   his   name.

    

Here is how temundo has corrupted our women.

With    the    introduction    of   the    so   called    digital   television,  one    can   never     watch    anything    else    except    for    telemundo    especially      if    you    have   many    sisters    the    show   is    spreading    fast    and    if    aim   not    wrong    it's    mostly    enjoyed     by    female   and   few    men    who    have    no   choice   but   to   watch   it[except   me]    but   what   is   all    about     telemumdo    that    women    can't    live    without?   the    answer     lays   in    the     kisses, the    love  ,  divorce   and   relationships    keeps     women    hooked    like   hell   and    mostly    these    shows    aren't    advisable    for    our    children     because    it    corrupts    morals   just   as    it    as    corrupted    our    women      who     think    marriage    is    all   rain balls   and   sun   shine   rubbing    against   each    other    or    day   and   kissing,  that's    exactly   what     our    women     want   to   be    begged    for    just    like     Santiago    does   to    Lisa   that   is    pathetic    and     stupid    not    in   Zambia  and    for    those    who    are   not    married    yet    the    ice    becomes    thinner    and   the    urge   to   marry    tightens    all   because    they    saw    Marie    Teresa    getting    married     last    night  on   television. The    dressing     too   is    equally     telemundo   our    morals   and   culture    have    been    destroyed    and   i    don't    know    where    we   are    heading.  

4 reasons why Hakainde Hichilema will never be president

Lets     get   things     straight   here    Mr    Hichilema      will   never   be     president,   not    that   i   hate    him    in   fact    i am    big    fan    of    him   and   actually   i    voted     for    and     personally      believed     that   he     would    bring     change,but    as    all    things     are    not    all   that   we   like     would   end    up   in   our    hands     and  sometimes     we   get    fucked  like    our    man     did     cause    if   you   ask  me   he had   his    hopes     up    this    was   his    year   and  he    ended   up    well  "  fucked "    and    i   strongly   believe   that    he    will    never   be    president   and   here    are     4    reason    why    this   is    so.
He    chose   the    wrong   running   mate 
if    i    were   hakainde   probably    the    last    person    i   would    choose     to  be    my    running    mate is   GBM    we    all    know    the    man     and    his   way  [even    though   most   of   us    haven't met   him   personally ]   he     is    rude    arrogant  and    violent   and   i   don't    think    many    like   him  as    much  as   i   do   he    beats   up    people   like   a   mad   man   and   his    wife    is   more   of  a   punching   bag   now     would    you    like    such   a    man    to   be   our    vice    president?  i   don't     so  what   i   think    is    that    he    is   more    like    general    kanene    the    two    should   write    a    book    together   on    how   to   abuse     women   i   think   it   can   sell    better.
The    issue    of    tribalism
Tribalism   is    everywhere   in   Africa   and   even    the    western    country    experience    it  , it's    there   in   Zambia    and   i  am    afraid    that    one    day    it    might    illuminate   into    a     civil    war,  but    the question   is     who   is    more   tribalism   but   what   i   can   say    hakainde   is    out   numbered.
Where    does   he    actually     stays?
where     does   he    stay's?   that   the      question,   most    believe   he   resides    in   south    Africa,  he   is  a   actually   a   kind   of   man   who    doesn't   even  know     what   is   happening    in    zambia    what we   are    eating   and    how    we    feeling    the    economy    right    now. 
The    issue   of    privatization
One    thing    we   all    know   about    the   man   is   that   he    is    rich   and   there   is    doubt    about   it     but    the    question   is     where    does     he    get  all     that   wealth?   the     question     lays   in   the   privatization   of    the     government    owned     company's   to   private    induviduals    and    pocketing   all    that    money     for     himself    and     is   that    the     kind    of   president    we    all    wish    to   have  as   our     president,  i   don't    think   so.