Monday, November 14, 2016

MAN ARRESTED FOR OVERLOADING HIS SMALL CAR WITH THIRTY SACKS OF BEANS


This   is  the   real   deal   of   car    abuse   how   can,  you    as  a   human   being   overload   a   car   with    more   30  bag's   of   rice.
the   federal  road   safety   agency   agency   in   the   early   morning.

Friday, November 4, 2016

MAN TRIES TO ROB A GUN STOLE WITH A POCKET KNIFE[READ WHAT HAPPENED NEXT,YOU WILL LAUGH]

As   the   saying   goes    don't   bring   a    knife   a   gun    fight.  authorites  in   aregon   united    states   said   the    man   who   tried   a    gun   stole   was    just   under-armed.
derick   mosley,  22,  was    charged    with    first    degree   armed    robber, at  the    washington   county. turns   out  he    entered   a   gun   store   with  a    pocket    knife    and   a   plastic   bag    over    his    head demanding  but   the    owner     simply   just    pulled    out   the    gun    from   the    counter    and    held   the   robber    down   until   the  police    arrived,   what   a   poor   thief   he    can't   even    afford   a   simple    pistol.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

KITWE SECURITY GUARD DRINKS DOOM AFTER LOSING HIS ENTIRE SALRY TO BONANZA[read this]

The   body   of  the   deacesed   charles   kalengula, 34  of   chamboli   township  kitwe  is   currently   laying  in   kitwe    central   hospital   after  he   drunk   doom  pesticide.
Reports    suggest   that   he   lost   his   money   to   the   so   called   bonanza  and   some   are   claiming   that   a   prostitute   he   took  refuge   took  after   taking  salary   stole   his   money   and  he   was  terriefied   to    go   home  that   his   wife   would   skin   alive

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

MAN KILLS HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER BECAUSE HE CAN'T FEED THEM[read this]


A  40   year   old   Nigerian   as   killed   his   wife   and   daughter   saying   he  had    nothing    to   feed   them.
Dominic   iyayi  ogar   of  Abuja, Nigerian    sent   his   in-laws   into   mourning. Ogar  allergically   performed   the   bastardizing   act    in   the    middle   of   the    night    at   when   he    woke    up   from  bed   and   stabbed   the    two    year   old   baby   and   the    mother   to   death   and    dragged   their  bodies   to   a nearby    nursery    school.
then  he  ran  and    hid   in  his  farm, but   lucky   the   neighbors    found   the   bodies   and   followed   the   trail   of   blood   which   straight    led   to    his   house  and  the   search   for   began, it   took  them   about    four    day's   to  arrest  him  and   currently   he   is   in  police   custody.

CHECK OUT THIS GUY WHO SCARES AWAY CROCODILES BY SHAKING HIS NAKED ASS AT THEM[READ THIS]

According   to   the   daily   sun   SA- the   named    man   million    gume   33   year   old   swims   in  the    black    water     full  of    crocodiles    everyday. he    is   not   afraid  because   according    to    himself, once  he   flashes   his   naked   bum    at   them    the   crocodiles    run    for   their   lives.
"I am   the    king   of   swim   bum"   he   refers   to   himself    and    demonstrates   it   by     jumping   into  the   water   and   shaking   his   ass   at   the   poor   crocodiles.
the    river   as    claimed   so   many   lives   and   many   are   even   afraid   to   get    close    to   it, see   even  animals   are   afraid   of    being    gay, but    wait, just    wait   one   day   to   will   shake   his   ass    to  a    gay    crocodile   it  will    eat   his  ass.. or   maybe   his   ass   is    just   smelly  and   looks   like  a   hippo. 

Thursday, October 20, 2016

MAN RAPES COW, THEN HIS 98 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER AND FINALLY A TWO YEAR BABY[READ THIS]

A   kenyan    man  his    98   year   old     grandmother   and   a    two   year    old   neighbours    daughter, just    week's    of   getting   out,  of    prison,  for    raping   a    cow.
The    man   from    mulang'a    county   was    found   was    found    by   his   cousin, samuel,  at    his     grandmother's   home    after   he    heard    screaming     coming   from    inside.
According   to   nairobi   news, the    36   year   old   had    just   been   realesed     from    jail    after   he   raped  a   cow.
after   the   cousin    went   in   the    house   the   36  year    old    was    caught   on  top   of   his    98  year old   grandmother   but    unfortunately   he    ran   away   and   went   away   and   took   the   neighbours    two   year   old   and   raped   her    to   comma   in   the   maize   field's.
guess   he    must    have   been    told   to    by   a   witch   doctor    to   rape   a   100   year   old    woman but   but   couldn't    find    one   that   old   hence   he    had   to   do  a   simple    math    of    raping   a   98   year   old  the   a   two   year    old[98+2=100].   

Monday, October 17, 2016

DWARF COUPLE WED'S IN NIGERIA

According   to    the    round's   making   on  facebook    both    the   bride   are   in   nigeria   and   had   recently    married   their   wedding   was     huge   and  a   thing    to   lookout    for   and  there   is  no   doult   that   these    two   will   live   a   happy   life   and   without    doult   they    have   huge    bouncing   babies.