MAN CALLS 911 AFTER GETTING PENIS STUCK IN A TOASTER

It's   embarrassing   what    human's   can     do,  a   British   man   whose   name    had   been
withheld   got   his    penis   stuck   in  a   toaster.

when   asked   why  he   did   it  he   replied   it   makes   good   bread.

he   is   currently    in   hospital  nursing    his   cock   which   as  been   bruised.it   took    about    five hours   for   the   firefight    to   to   butter   his   bread.
JOKES   aside, London  appears    to   have    the  'penis'  problem,msn   said   they   have   dialed   with   about    10   lodged    cases    in  a   year,it's    quiet   fascinating    how   people   have   started   having   sex   with   appliances- said  the   chief   of  the   firefighter  "we   released   this    story   warning  people   to   stop   having   sex   with   gadget,  gadgets   were   meant   to   be  gadget"