Thursday, October 20, 2016

MAN RAPES COW, THEN HIS 98 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER AND FINALLY A TWO YEAR BABY[READ THIS]

A   kenyan    man  his    98   year   old     grandmother   and   a    two   year    old   neighbours    daughter, just    week's    of   getting   out,  of    prison,  for    raping   a    cow.
The    man   from    mulang'a    county   was    found   was    found    by   his   cousin, samuel,  at    his     grandmother's   home    after   he    heard    screaming     coming   from    inside.
According   to   nairobi   news, the    36   year   old   had    just   been   realesed     from    jail    after   he   raped  a   cow.
after   the   cousin    went   in   the    house   the   36  year    old    was    caught   on  top   of   his    98  year old   grandmother   but    unfortunately   he    ran   away   and   went   away   and   took   the   neighbours    two   year   old   and   raped   her    to   comma   in   the   maize   field's.
guess   he    must    have   been    told   to    by   a   witch   doctor    to   rape   a   100   year   old    woman but   but   couldn't    find    one   that   old   hence   he    had   to   do  a   simple    math    of    raping   a   98   year   old  the   a   two   year    old[98+2=100].   

Monday, October 17, 2016

DWARF COUPLE WED'S IN NIGERIA

According   to    the    round's   making   on  facebook    both    the   bride   are   in   nigeria   and   had   recently    married   their   wedding   was     huge   and  a   thing    to   lookout    for   and  there   is  no   doult   that   these    two   will   live   a   happy   life   and   without    doult   they    have   huge    bouncing   babies.

PASTOR STRIPPED NAKED AND FORCED TO PARADE ON THE STREET NAKED WHILE HOLDING HIS CHURCH BANNER[READ WHY]


Prophet    Obi   o,  pastor   of    anchor   of   restoration     church   in    nigeria  was   highly   humilation after   he  was   caught   red-handed   in  the   bush    sleeping   with  a   married    woman.
according  to  a   press   which    posted   the   news   online   the    pastor   was   striped   naked    and    made    to   carry   his    church   banner, what   a   shame,  leave   comment   below.





































Saturday, October 15, 2016

PASTOR ORDERS WOMAN TO STRIP AND KISSES THEIR ASSES TO ATTRACT MARRIAGE

Tefintu- i    don't  know    why   so  many   have    deary   see   their   pastor's   like   god,  in   some    manner    people  have  stopped  worshiping    god    an  now   they   see   their   pastor's   as    god's.
this    image   as   been     securating   on  the   social   media   for   some    time   now,  where  a    south   african   pastor   told   his    single     church   member's   to   strip   and    bend    over   on  the    sand   of   the   beach   so   that   he     kiss   their    bottom   to   attract   marriage.
some   reports   claim   that   the   image  is  of   a  nigerian   guy   and    other's    are   tha    it's    from   south   africa.
but    wherever    this    came    from, this   pastor   as    clearly    closed   the    line

Thursday, October 13, 2016

TWO WOMEN FIGHT OVER A MAN[READ TO FIND OUT WHICH MAN,YOU WILL LAUGH]

It's   a   shame     of   what   our    ladies   are   turning    into,  these   two   ladies, one    a  banker  and   the other   one   a   teacher   were    pictured   fighting  brutally   to   the    end    over   an    un-employed    guy,  a    loafer   by   trade   now    would    you   leave   a   comment  below    of   what    you   think   about    this.




































18 YEAR OLD CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A MAD WOMAN ON THE ROAD

Detectives    attached    to  oke -odo   police   station   in   abuja    nigeria   have   started    quizzing   a     18   year  old    man    caught   pants    down   with   having   sex   with  a   mad    woman.
The   suspect   chimaobi    peter,  said   he    wanted   to,  but   the   lady   started   screaming   like   hell  hence   arleting   people   around.
But   the   family   said   he   had   already   penetrated,  they   also   suspected   that  he    wanted   to   sleep   with   her   for   rituals, one   of   them  said   when   he   was    dragged   off   her     she   couldn't  get   up  for   about   five    hours   it's   clear   he   drugged   her.
although   the   prosecutor's   are    itching   to   get   peter   prosecuted   they   need   all  the    evidence   and   that's   to   take   her    for   medical   check   up.

Monday, October 10, 2016

BRAZIL DEAD BOY WAKES UP IN A COFFIN AT HIS FUNERAL AND ASK HIS FATHER FOR WATER BEFORE DYING AGAIN

A   three   year   old     toddler   in   Brazil   who   was    pronounced    dead   by   his   doctor's    woke   up   and    asked    for    water    from   his   father   during   his   funeral.
Kelvin   Santos   was   declared   dead   by   doctor's    after   he   stopped   breathing   due   to   bronchial   pneumonia    at    aberlando    Santos   hospital   in  Brazil.
SBT,  Brazil   leading    TV   network,  reported    that   while    waiting    for   the    body    to   be    released   into   the   family   custody, the    boy   was    into  an   airtight   body   bag   for    five    hours.
The   family   gathered   at   the    funeral.
the    aunt    reported    that   she   saw   the   boy    moving   in   the   coffin    when   he    suddenly   sat   up    and   asked   his    father   for  a   glass  of    water   and   when  he   was   done   he    went   back  to   death   comfortably     like   he    was   just   in  bed.
the   boy   was    rushed   to   the   hospital   were  he   was   pronounced    dead, yet   again. no   one   could   explain  what   happened.  

SOLDIER MATCHES WIFE AND HER LOVER NAKED ON THE STREET AFTER CATCHING THEM IN BED

Have    you   ever    heard    of   a    phrase     in  bemba " soldier    manga   matako, tiye"   that's    right    these    guy's   are   so   tough   and    you    don't   want    to   mess    with    them    this    image    was   taken   in    Nigeria     were   a   soldier    busy    fighting   the   boko   haram     comes    back   home   and   find's   his     wife    in   bed   with    her    lover.
he   started   to   match   them   like    police   on   the   streets   naked,  but   before   that  he    wiped   their asses,  what  a   relief    leave   a   comment   below

Friday, October 7, 2016

MAN CALLS 911 AFTER GETTING PENIS STUCK IN A TOASTER

It's   embarrassing   what    human's   can     do,  a   British   man   whose   name    had   been
withheld   got   his    penis   stuck   in  a   toaster.
when   asked   why  he   did   it  he   replied   it   makes   good   bread.
he   is   currently    in   hospital  nursing    his   cock   which   as  been   bruised.it   took    about    five hours   for   the   firefight    to   to   butter   his   bread.
JOKES   aside, London  appears    to   have    the  'penis'  problem,msn   said   they   have   dialed   with   about    10   lodged    cases    in  a   year,it's    quiet   fascinating    how   people   have   started   having   sex   with   appliances- said  the   chief   of  the   firefighter  "we   released   this    story   warning  people   to   stop   having   sex   with   gadget,  gadgets   were   meant   to   be  gadget"  

COUPLE ELECTROCUTED TO CHARCOAL WHILE TRYING TO MOUNT A GO TV AERIEL ON THE ROOF THEMSELVES

Fortunately   the   man    made   it    with   second    degree  burn,  while   his    35  year   old   fiancée,lollete    ewere  died  on  the    way   to   the    hospital.
Her  fiancée,  segun   tolani   was   sorting     his    electricity    problem       and    also   wanted    to   their    go  TV    antenna   when   the    incident   happened  on   Saturday
Reports   suggest   that   the   couple   was   set   to   get   married    next   month   November.
it   was   suggested   that    the   electricity    came   back   and   segun   discovered   that  he    had   no electricity   in    his   home.
the   neighbors   advised   him   to  get  a   certified    electrician    but   he    denied    saying   the   electrician    was   so   expensive.hence   he    borrowed   a    wooded    ladder   and   called   out   his   girl" honey    lets    fix   some    lights    over    here,fuck  the   expensive   electrician.
while    fixing   the   problem    a   live    wire   dropped   on  a   metal   pole   she    was    holding   and   it    flung   her   away   hitting   her    head   first   on  the   concrete    floor.   
     

Monday, October 3, 2016

LADY TRIES TO CHOP OFF HEAD OF HUSBAND'S NEW BRIDE AT THERE WEDDING WITH A SLASHER


A   married  Zimbabwean  woman    recently   just   turned   hostile    after   she   found   her    husband   of    four   children   marrying   his   secret   girlfriend.
the   angry    woman   just    turned   the  place   upside    down    as    she   rained    punches    at   the   husbands    bride    in   full    view   of   the   people.
she   also    warned    the    husband   who    stood   hopeless   as  she    threatened   to   beat   the   clap     out   of   him.
she   stormed   in  the   wedding   just   moments    after  the   two   exchanged    vows   and   where   about  to    kiss.
the    woman   reportedly   informed   the   marriage    officers   that   the    man   was   was    her   husband   and   they   are   not    yet   divorced, the    two   live    in   their  house    in   crow borough    and  they   have    four   children. the    man   just   recently   left   her   and  began   leaving    with   his   girlfriend   in   mufakose.
and   fortunately    the   court    as   witnessed   that  the   man   is   truly  her    husband

Saturday, October 1, 2016

MAN FOUND WITH JARS CONTAINING HUMAN PENISES

A   Chicago    man   nicknamed   the   penis   collector    after     hundreds   of   jars     containing     human   dicks    were    found   in   his   apartment    socking   in  a   chemical   to   avoid    rotting, the   name  of   the   man   which   as  been   withheld.
the   man  has   no  record    of   criminal   and   many   are   believing     that   he    might   be   having   some   mental  break    down.
the   man    works   as   a   registered    nurse   at  a   city   hospital   and   it   is   believed   that  he   might   be   taking    parts    from   dead   people.